Indian fighter pilots of the road

Ricksaw drivers are undoubtably the Indian fighter pilots of the road. Indeed they like to call themselves Indian helicopter pilots, but I prefer the jet fighter pilot. Why...
Ricksaws only go one way - forward. They weave and dogfight the traffic to get from A to B, and are super competitive to get ahead of the other driver. And if some weapon is required to clear the way, they have their horn (the volume of which is completely disproporationate to the size of the vehicle). Kings of the road!